photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.com"The first time I was tested, I didn't care about the result in terms of my own mortality. I was more concerned about the fact that, if it was positive, I wouldn't be able to get laid for however long it took me to kick the bucket (die)."
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.com"I get embarrassed, especially if my dad watches them. I get embarrassed watching them myself. But sometimes you just have to do it."
"It has to be realistic and I think it is probably very rare that people have sex with their bra on so if you are going to do it, just do it. That's my motto."
Michael Hayes, WWE Smackdown Head Writer has reportedly been suspended from World Wrestling Entertainment for 60 days after alleged racial remarks towards Mark Henry according to the Post Chronicle.
A rep for the WWE released this statement to TMZ:
"Due to inappropriate behavior, Michael Hayes was suspended for 60 days with no pay. In order to return to work, Michael Hayes will be required to undergo further evaluation."
"I'm more of a n****r than you are."
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.comFans at Avril Lavigne's Canadian homecoming were left stunned after the singer displayed an embarrassing lack of geographical knowledge. Lavigne, 23, shocked concertgoers at her Montreal show by incorrectly stating what province she was in. "I love you Montreal, I'm so happy to be back home...in Ontario, Canada," Lavigne said to the crowd. Montreal is actually a city in Quebec."
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.comphoto courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.com“I was very honored to be called a feminist hero. It’s a big deal to be even acknowledged, let alone complimented by The New York Times by such a profound, famous TV critic.”This of course pleased her genius boyfriend, Spencer Pratt even though the review praised Heidi for refusing to acquiesce to his demands.
“Spencer was ecstatic. He’s proud of whatever I do.”The ever-so-smart Heidi also considers herself a feminist and said:
"I definitely do!"But when asked who her own feminist heroes were she couldn't really answer:
"Who are my feminist heroes?. Um… I’ll get back to you on that one!"Poor Heidi! She probably doesn't even know what a feminist is!
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.com"That's a big deal for me - feeling like somebody else can't fully understand me because they're not in show business. It shouldn't matter, but it does, because the energy it takes to be 'on' is a lot."
"I never really felt famous. I don't do it just because I want to make money or I want to be famous. I need to make music. If I didn't have this, I don't know where I would be."
A vegan streaker by the name of Peter Janssen attempted to interrupt a Dutch TV program by running and yelling while wearing a black thong while the show was being taped. He was shouting to end animal suffering and that animals should be let free.
Little did he know that the host Paul de Leeuw was going to use him for entertainment. Paul made him stand around waiting for a minute while he introduced another guest and then proceeded to make him sit on his lap, eventually ripping off the thong exposing his nude body on TV.
You can see the funny NSFW video here.
Peter Janssen is reportedly requesting an apology for ripping his thong off.
It's hilarious how the TV host makes him stand there waiting! While the video clip is in the Dutch language, you don't really have to understand what they're saying to enjoy it. This incident makes Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction pale in comparison eh?
Streaking must be back in because there was another streaker incident at a cricket game in Australia on Tuesday. This guy gets knocked on his ass though. Ouch! The NSFW video is here.
If Steve-O is looking for more people for his Jackass movies, he has two guys who'd be perfect to use.
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Chris Cuomo who co-hosts Good Morning America claimed:
"Harry has been over in Afghanistan fighting because he's expendable."
"What did you say?"
"It's true. The reason that Harry is allowed to be in Afghanistan is because he's not the heir to the throne. William's not allowed to be there."
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.com"I'm not sure I want to be up on a stage when I'm 64 or 65. In my father's case, I think he's going to die onstage and I respect that very much. In my case, in 15 years I'll probably look ridiculous singing Bailamos... I want to retire in the next 15 years... Who knows if I'll have the courage to do it when the day comes."
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.com"I think we're lied to about a number of things. We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. Are they burned? They [sic] was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [in New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed."
"It was a money-sucker because they were finished, it seems to me, by 1973, and to re-cable all that, to bring up-to-date all the technology and everything, it was a lot more expensive, that work, than destroying them."
"Did a man really walk on the Moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don't believe all they tell me, that's for sure."
Senator John McCain isn't sure who he is and called himself a liberal. Well, a lot of conservatives would probably argue he's correct in calling himself a liberal anyway. Poor guy needs some rest. It must be so tough to remember which party he's running for eh?
"Hello! Easy there."
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.com"I just wanted to set the record straight and let everyone know that the profile I created on JDate was a joke! I was hanging' with some friends and we thought that it would be really funny to see peoples' reactions. The hilarity of it all is that until I announced having a profile on the site, nobody believed it was me. Single-life has been great! Good luck to everyone on JDate."
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.com"Murphy insists on having diagonally cut peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts removed. "She needs one every hour. It's painstaking — her assistant takes about a half an hour making each one," said one crew member. Another issue is Murphy's ever-present oddball husband, Simon Monjack, who lurks around the set and intervenes so much that producers had to call a meeting to discuss how to deal with him"
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.com"promises to ourselves and to God that we’ll stay pure till marriage"
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.com"I overheard them talking with the producer but he would not let [Montag] speak. He was talking about opportunities for them and candidly milking every ounce of press at the expense of Heidi. Meanwhile, she looked out of it and stared at the ground while chewing on her gum and let her boyfriend do the speaking for both of them."
