WARNING: This story is funny and disturbing at the same time and isn’t suitable for younger readers.

Ranae Shrider, Verne Troyer’s ex-girlfriend dished the details on their sex-life. Has she ever heard of the term TMI (too much info)??? Apparently, she revealed in an interview to News of the World (via Dlisted) what sex was like with the infamous Mini-Me:

On sexual positions:

“I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!”

On Mini-Me’s size:

“It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big.”

On Mini-Me’s sexual appetite:

“It was strange having sex with someone who couldn’t reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.”

On almost drowning Mini-Me:

“I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn’t see him. Verne’s voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can’t see! Get me out, I’m drowning!’

OMG, can you imagine what the sex tape is like?? It’s gross to think about it, but so funny at the same time. Mike Myers should’ve used some of that video footage for his movie The Love Guru!!!

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